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Survival in the modern world requires that wine, chocolate, and caffeine are added to the food pyramid - preferably as the base.

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luna-is-best-pony-ever:

mistermurdocnipples:

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anthony-the-talking-clock:

thelittlejewboy:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following gifs will be deleted within 24 hours

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These are cute

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im very angry at the tumblr staff right now

Better reblog.

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britishandirishbottoms:

That me 

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britishandirishbottoms:

That me 

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1. Wash your sheets every two weeks, I promise you’ll sleep better.

2. If a boy breaks your heart, it’s okay to cry.

3. If a girl breaks your heart, it’s okay to cry.

4. School is important, but there are many things you can’t learn in a classroom. Pursue them.

5. Find your passion, and run with it.

6. No, you don’t need to lose weight.

7. You are beautiful without make up.

8. You are beautiful with make up.

9. Being a good person will never go out of style

10. Buy yourself flowers if you’re feeling sad.

11. Getting enough sleep is very important.

12. Drinking water has so many benefits

13. Believe in fairytales, believe in love, and allow no one to steal your magic.

14. Reading is good for the soul.

15. I am not here to judge you, but I will always support what I think is best for you.

16. I appreciate you.

17. I am proud of you.

18. Even on your worst days, you will never disappoint me.

19. I love you no matter what.

— 19 Things I Will Tell My Daughter (via brennanat)

These are things for daughters and sons.

Source: brennanat

cartoonpolitics:

"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful." .. (Lucius Annaeus Seneca)

cartoonpolitics:

"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful." .. (Lucius Annaeus Seneca)

12 year-old made dinner. Mmmmm … Mushroom stew. Enjoy!

12 year-old made dinner. Mmmmm … Mushroom stew. Enjoy!

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Mushroom stew

I’m standing over the 12 year-old with an empty spoon demanding he makes me mushroom stew.

He’s typing as fast as possible.

Might be delayed. Fucking creeper!

Tagged: hungry

Today’s mood.

Today’s mood.

funnywildlife:

Woohoo, playtime

funnywildlife:

Woohoo, playtime

mmue11er:

Super selfies

These! Yes! More please!

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disneydreamer88:

mamasam:

This breaks my heart because you can see the exact moment that Lilo realizes how important she is to Nani. She has seen herself as the burden and responsibility (“You’d trade me for a rabbit”). She worries that she takes away the good things from Nani (“Did Stitch and I make you lose your job?”).

But right here at the end. She realizes. She is the good thing. She is the ONE. GOOD. THING. that Nani wants to keep. And she’s realizing that Nani won’t get to keep her.

Lilo and stitch is by far one of my top 3 favorite disney movies.

I love this movie.

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