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Survival in the modern world requires that wine, chocolate, and caffeine are added to the food pyramid - preferably as the base.

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neocortexvortex:

insp (x)

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peggyplatypus:

darthmoonmoon:

omgf the skunk

just stop just fuck off ok

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These are beautiful!

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cubebreaker:

To deal with the frustrations of his “real” job as a retail manager, photographer Logan Zillmer found an outlet in recreating the surreal visions he sees in his lucid dreams.

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shotofpatr0n:

A friend is someone who will hide behind a snow penis to throw up snow jizz while you’re ferociously hugging it.

shotofpatr0n:

A friend is someone who will hide behind a snow penis to throw up snow jizz while you’re ferociously hugging it.

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bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

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de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

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IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

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tastefullyoffensive:

Crazy Ideas That Just Need to Happen Already [via]

Previously: Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts

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